Where I do my last minute enormous plastic coffee mug shopping. #drivinghomeforchristmas #truckworldmall #ohioturnpike #andlotterytickets

Journalism is not a profession or a trade. It is a cheap catch-all for fuck-offs and misfits––a false doorway to the backside of life, a filthy piss-ridden little hole nailed off by the building inspector, but just deep enough for a wino to curl up from the sidewalk and masturbate like a chimp in a zoo-cage.