“I can just picture the scratchy black-and-white silent movie, a man in a dimly-lit outhouse furiously pleasuring himself, leaning against the wall to prop up an unfolded copy of the Boston Post… the dialog cards would be brilliant, ‘For shame, I find these news etchings to be most… exhilarating!'”

–My Dirt-Eating Cousin, on a COVERAGE sequel involving the Boston Molasses Disaster

To generate interest/build hype, I’m planning to have tee-shirts made with this…

…on the front, and “For shame, I find these news etchings to be most… exhilarating!” on the back. Pre-orders are being taken now.

(I’d be remiss if I didn’t point out the right side-head: “Many Victims Buried Under Sea of Sticky Fluid Flooding Atlantic Avenue Rescued by Cadets and Firemen.” It practically writes itself.)

I had no idea how popular tornado videos are until the one I shot about two weeks ago became the most watched thing I’ve ever made––over 17,000 hits and 50 comments on YouTube alone. In case you are one of the few who hasn’t seen it, here t’is again:

…if anyone knows of any weather-themed film festivals, please let me know.