My last post in 2005.
My last post written while watching a crappy female comedian on Comedy Central in 2005. She just said: "once you’ve had crack, you can’t go black." A fat white woman said this, and I’m wondering if I’m just confused, or if I really am having trouble understanding a joke that is apparently funny to most of America.
Now there’s a commercial for "Girls Gone Wild Games." Only $9.95 (plus shipping and handling), and if you order by credit card, you get a copy of "Girls Gone Wild Co-Ed Tryouts" for free.
The comedian is now back, and has just declared "Todd" to be "the gayest name [she] ever heard." Now she’s making fun of "cripples and retards," which gives her Jef-cred, but she’s doing it a benign soccer mom sorta way, which angers me.
My last time being angry at the way a fat white comedian on Comedy Central makes fun of "cripples and retards." In 2005.
I had a remarkably twisted and magical 2005, and I think that much of my present malaise is concern that 2006 will not stack up, that no year will ever stack up.
Is this nostalgia? Probably.
I resolve to make 2006 insane with remarkability, and I bid you do the same.
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The female comedian just finished telling a series of jokes about large black genitals. Innovative. Edgy. All that.
Happy birthday, Dean. Here’s some traffic. You are a good friend, and the only person impossible to offend… thanks for both. We drink absinthe in funny wigs (again) tomorrow.
My last post in 2005.