"I have no idea!"

I was biking home from a friend’s apartment tonight, slightly-drunk, talking on my cell phone, honking my horn, swerving.  I stopped at an intersection, and there was this semi-semi-attractive clearly intoxicated woman (SSACIW) standing alone on the median, just sort of staring at me.   I was talking on the phone, so it was easier to ignore her, or to pretend that she wasn’t acting strangely.  After about twenty seconds of awkwardness, the street clears and so I cross the street, leaving the SSACIW standing on the median.  "Help me," she cried, "help me!"
"Help you with what?" I shouted across the street.
"I don’t know where I am."  She stumbled about in a pseudo-circle, as if to indicate to me that she had no sense of direction, and thus no idea where she was.
"You’re at the corner of Whitaker and Liberty," I think I shouted back, which resulted in absolutely no action on the part of the SSACIW.  She just stood there, swaying gently from side to side, staring at me from across the street. 
As I was describing the situation to my friend on my cell phone, the SSACIW suddenly ran off and across the street.  "Where are you going?" I shouted.
"I have no idea!" she shouted back, and then she turned and quickly disappeared down Whitaker Street.

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